Waylon's face
Waylon's story
He woke up, had a green been, thought it was a jelly bean, than he turned green and was hungry, he walked to the kitchen, he fell, slammed down. saw this pizza, saw a bunch of ants next to it, the ants tried to eat him. than he went to the burger king, saw more ants. threw the pizza to it. he went back home. looked into the mirror. called his boyfriend. than talked to rue since she was his best friend. got her pregnant. he loves his tea. than he drew the picture of himself since he loved himself. than he figured out hitler was his uncle. he is still hungry since he didn't get his spiderman burger. he had a very impressive story of his burger. he drove up to the burger king, but the didn't had the red buns, he was sad because they we're cool and he never ate there again because he was soo sad and heartbroken. than he got rue pregnant again. he became a great dad.
Rue got slapped alot with a belt tho.